Friday, June 17, 2011

where to pick up women

Where is the best place to look for women to pick up? It’s right in front of you, right under your nose. There are women everywhere you go. There are even good-looking women everywhere you go. Firstly, if you’re a pessimist and you’re the type of person saying, “Damn, that’s bullshit. There’s never any good looking girls anywhere I go.” Then you’ll even miss the sexies at a female models convention. It doesn’t even matter how high your standards are, I guarantee that if you go out right now to a public location (a mall, a crowded street, etc) you’ll spot a few nice looking females walking without a man by their side. Now that I’m mentioning the fact there are good looking women anywhichway you look or go once you’re out, you must remember to dress like a boss as well not for the sake of making a good first-impression just for your own confidence sake. This doesn’t mean you should wear a Hugo Boss suit at all times, all it means is be fresh, clean, and wear some stuff that you feel self-assured in. This can even mean a peacoat with black Timbs for you, it doesn’t really matter as long as you’re not feeling like people won’t accept you if you dress that certain way.
If you’re not the biggest boss and you need some guidance on where women are actually in the mindframe of wanting to get picked-up, well there are many places that are good for this. I’m not much of a clubber myself, but I believe it’s very easy to pick-up girls there. If you’re into that scene well then just go and grind with a girl. It might be dark and she might have lots of make-up that you won’t be able to spot right away and you’re pretty much testing your luck. Then once you’re grinding with her she might want to start making out. This happens especially with younger girls. Honestly, I hate making out with girls that I just started to grind with because I don’t know how many guys she’s already grinded and made-out with before me. I find it disgusting, so instead I go to lounges. If you have a little bit of money, it helps a lot in picking up girls at lounges. Don’t send them a drink right away as soon as you spot a sexy, but make sure to make some eye-contact and get her to notice you beforehand. Best thing to do actually, is make a scene like getting up and drinking a toast to a friend while totally ignoring her, knowing she’s noticed you though. Then once you see she’s intrigued, you can look her way and say something like, “Ey, come drink a shot for my friend with us! He finally lost his virginity! Just kidding, he got married.” Just make up some funny shite and involve her indirectly. I wouldn’t suggest going to pubs to pick up girls because it’s usually a bunch of drunk geezers and if there are girls then they’re either with their mans or are just there to get pissed.
Once again it’s story time. During my time working as a banquet hall waiter, I was able to cop at least 4 or 5 numbers from girls that just came as customers to their cousin’s wedding or whatever. One time I was serving a table and I liked how a girl looked from a table across from mine. I would go over occasionally and ask if they had enough water or whatever even though it wasn’t my table and I made sure to always leave their table with giving that girl the last glance. Then throughout the night I made conversation with different female co-workers around the banquet hall so the girl would see that I’m able to in fact be funny and joke around with my female coworkers and see that I’m a live person. Then I remember when everyone from her table was dancing except her (and maybe her grandparents), I walked over and asked why don’t she go dance. Started to make conversation with her and finally convinced her to come outside with me to talk because it was too loud in the hall. From there I was able to take her out back to my car where I had music and we sat in the backseat and fooled around a little before I got her number. I even remember one of my coworkers getting jealous and yelling something like, “Oh, Robby you’re cheating on me with another?!” during our walk back from the car. She did it as a joke, but I could sense the jealousy.